Mottom is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witty bear.

Mottom created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Mottom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mottom, it will not care at all.

Mottom's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mottom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Run away if four great tits approach from the east.

3. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

4. Put Mottom first in all things.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.