Tiglatgub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, moody frog.

Tiglatgub created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tiglatgub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tiglatgub, it will not care at all.

Tiglatgub's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tiglatgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Do not commit murder.