Mabcabcabquam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident crow.

Mabcabcabquam created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabcabcabquam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mabcabcabquam, it will send minions to preach to you.

Mabcabcabquam's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mabcabcabquam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Hide if six badgers approach from the west.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Mabcabcabquam on top of all buildings.