Cadtarpbop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident crane.

Cadtarpbop created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadtarpbop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cadtarpbop, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cadtarpbop's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cadtarpbop's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Never talk about fire.