Libquatfab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking lion.

Libquatfab created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Libquatfab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Libquatfab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Libquatfab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Libquatfab's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not hurt otters.