Jenbignurl is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate hydra.

Jenbignurl created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenbignurl, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jenbignurl, she will not care.

Jenbignurl's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Jenbignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Do not take Jenbignurl's name in vain.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Hide if nine hamsters approach from the north.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.