Negquartsid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable turtle.

Negquartsid created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Negquartsid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Negquartsid, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Negquartsid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Negquartsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Learn five new languages a year.