Bomdossig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, thoughtless chicken.

Bomdossig created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomdossig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bomdossig, he will turn you into a tree.

Bomdossig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bomdossig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Bomdossig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat oranges.