Bomdossig is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, thoughtless
chicken.
Bomdossig created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bomdossig, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Bomdossig, he will turn you into a tree.
Bomdossig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Bomdossig's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Do not sing in public.
4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Bomdossig in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never eat oranges.