Hinmetsog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, cheerful crow.

Hinmetsog created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinmetsog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hinmetsog, she will boil you in a big pot.

Hinmetsog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hinmetsog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing cyan stockings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help snails.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.