Hanhabrulgep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, caring wasp.

Hanhabrulgep created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanhabrulgep, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hanhabrulgep, she will be very sad.

Hanhabrulgep's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Hanhabrulgep's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide if four mites approach from the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.