Funbellpib Mapflanfly is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, cheerful dryad.

Funbellpib Mapflanfly created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Funbellpib Mapflanfly, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Funbellpib Mapflanfly, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Funbellpib Mapflanfly's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Funbellpib Mapflanfly's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always wear blue.