Batbassyik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical bee.

Batbassyik created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Batbassyik, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Batbassyik, it will turn you into a duck.

Batbassyik's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Batbassyik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Hide if eight geese approach from the west.

4. Put Batbassyik first in all things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.