Kopyamzag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, proud grasshopper.

Kopyamzag created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopyamzag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kopyamzag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Kopyamzag's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kopyamzag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Kopyamzag loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.