Tennadxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate bat.

Tennadxuck created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tennadxuck, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tennadxuck, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tennadxuck's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tennadxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tennadxuck.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.