Lattadzagbafgilfet is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil whale.

Lattadzagbafgilfet created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lattadzagbafgilfet, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lattadzagbafgilfet, she will not care at all.

Lattadzagbafgilfet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lattadzagbafgilfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not hurt dolphins.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Lattadzagbafgilfet in the centre of the settlement.