Cunwitdab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, caring skunk.

Cunwitdab created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cunwitdab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cunwitdab, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cunwitdab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cunwitdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat bark.