Limrutnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, idiotic clam.

Limrutnurl created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Limrutnurl, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Limrutnurl, it will turn you into a dog.

Limrutnurl's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Limrutnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Hide from blue moths for they are unholy.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Do not keep nine dogs in a large pit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.