Vencisscid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage bear.

Vencisscid created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vencisscid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vencisscid, he will turn you into a mole.

Vencisscid's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Vencisscid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.