Cibkippan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fussy human.

Cibkippan created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Cibkippan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cibkippan, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cibkippan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cibkippan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.