Straglargnur is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tranquil eagle.

Straglargnur created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Straglargnur, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Straglargnur, he will be very sad.

Straglargnur's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Straglargnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Straglargnur.