Mumdonfod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured lobster.

Mumdonfod created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumdonfod, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mumdonfod, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mumdonfod's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Mumdonfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Mumdonfod on top of all buildings.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.