Tonkpingom is a god.

He takes the form of a large, deceitful dingo.

Tonkpingom created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkpingom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tonkpingom, he will cry a lot.

Tonkpingom's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tonkpingom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.