Targmotkon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured wombat.

Targmotkon created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Targmotkon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Targmotkon, he will turn you into a frog.

Targmotkon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Targmotkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Targmotkon must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targmotkon.

5. Always take life seriously.