Hotpadsugcipnegfutkikhog is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, intelligent ant.

Hotpadsugcipnegfutkikhog created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotpadsugcipnegfutkikhog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hotpadsugcipnegfutkikhog, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hotpadsugcipnegfutkikhog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hotpadsugcipnegfutkikhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never mention snails.