Tanjatcid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic raccoon.

Tanjatcid created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Tanjatcid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tanjatcid, she will cry a lot.

Tanjatcid's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tanjatcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never hop near rats.

5. Never paint your legs violet.