Fosswigtap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, bad-tempered armadillo.

Fosswigtap created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosswigtap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fosswigtap, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fosswigtap's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fosswigtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.