Bepbonjam is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective monkey.

Bepbonjam created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepbonjam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bepbonjam, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bepbonjam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bepbonjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Run away if eight sharks approach from the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about stars.