Sogcamart is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, grumpy slug.

Sogcamart created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Sogcamart, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sogcamart, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sogcamart's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sogcamart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Sogcamart on top of all buildings.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear indigo jumpers.