Fararndud is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, selfish fairy.

Fararndud created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fararndud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fararndud, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fararndud's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fararndud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick swans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Hide if eight eagles approach from the south.