Quimgubsat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish grasshopper.

Quimgubsat created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimgubsat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quimgubsat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quimgubsat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Quimgubsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always obey Quimgubsat's priests.

4. Always treat goats with great respect.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.