Parkdobhug is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonest narwhal.

Parkdobhug created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkdobhug, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Parkdobhug, he will not care at all.

Parkdobhug's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Parkdobhug's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Parkdobhug on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.