Dibruttvogwig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, quiet otter.

Dibruttvogwig created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibruttvogwig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dibruttvogwig, she will curse you with boils.

Dibruttvogwig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dibruttvogwig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight tin sculptures of Dibruttvogwig on top of important buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never mention snails.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.