Sastargcam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, idiotic lion.

Sastargcam created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sastargcam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sastargcam, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Sastargcam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sastargcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.