Danbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating chicken.

Danbarn created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Danbarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Danbarn, he will throw large rocks at you.

Danbarn's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Danbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never look in ponds.