Dodtipfubtarpspaglimshavpark is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless mole.

Dodtipfubtarpspaglimshavpark created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtipfubtarpspaglimshavpark, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dodtipfubtarpspaglimshavpark, it will turn you into a duck.

Dodtipfubtarpspaglimshavpark's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dodtipfubtarpspaglimshavpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Dodtipfubtarpspaglimshavpark must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodtipfubtarpspaglimshavpark.