Higtitcabgepfas Xucksadveg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair troll.

Higtitcabgepfas Xucksadveg created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Higtitcabgepfas Xucksadveg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Higtitcabgepfas Xucksadveg, she will manifest in front of you.

Higtitcabgepfas Xucksadveg's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Higtitcabgepfas Xucksadveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.