Vonkstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, flying finch.

Vonkstrag created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkstrag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vonkstrag, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vonkstrag's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vonkstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.