Zagdibkar is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fussy horse.

Zagdibkar created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagdibkar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zagdibkar, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zagdibkar's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Zagdibkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.