Cap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, happy dolphin.

Cap created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cap, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never wear cyan stockings.

3. Cap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cap.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.