Hitingdunhaphat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm cobra.

Hitingdunhaphat created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitingdunhaphat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hitingdunhaphat, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Hitingdunhaphat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hitingdunhaphat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never sing in the presence of sheep.