Femgilyam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered dog.

Femgilyam created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femgilyam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Femgilyam, she will torture you forever.

Femgilyam's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Femgilyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Run away if seven tapirs approach from the east.