Safxinbod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, compassionate hare.

Safxinbod created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safxinbod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Safxinbod, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Safxinbod's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Safxinbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide if eight sheep approach from the north.