Homshavbass is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident rhinoceros.

Homshavbass created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homshavbass, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Homshavbass, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Homshavbass' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Homshavbass' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven eagles approach from the east.

2. Never skip near rats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shave your face.