Fossdanmis is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, two-faced mole.

Fossdanmis created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossdanmis, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fossdanmis, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fossdanmis' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fossdanmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Fossdanmis must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about spacetime near manatees while wearing red scarves and balancing three nickel spheres on your head.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fossdanmis.

5. Never go into brown rooms.