Fodapplap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, conceited squid.

Fodapplap created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodapplap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fodapplap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fodapplap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fodapplap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Never hop in the presence of sheep.