Hakarflarp Hunlenbut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing wren.

Hakarflarp Hunlenbut created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakarflarp Hunlenbut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hakarflarp Hunlenbut, it will strike you with lightening.

Hakarflarp Hunlenbut's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hakarflarp Hunlenbut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four platinum sculptures of Hakarflarp Hunlenbut on top of important buildings.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Never skip in the presence of tortoises.