Gidkinbat is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Gidkinbat created snails two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gidkinbat, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Gidkinbat, it will not care at all.
Gidkinbat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Gidkinbat's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about apples.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never talk about galaxies.
4. Do not kill turtles.
5. Never think about dark energy near nematodes while wearing orange skirts and balancing nine tin spheres on your feet.