Vidgendit is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, all-knowing fairy.

Vidgendit created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidgendit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vidgendit, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vidgendit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vidgendit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vidgendit.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.