Stikbencatflig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered raven.

Stikbencatflig created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbencatflig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stikbencatflig, she will turn you into a tree.

Stikbencatflig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Stikbencatflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.