Rennartxen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, merciless human.

Rennartxen created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rennartxen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rennartxen, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rennartxen's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rennartxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect five platinum sculptures of Rennartxen on top of important buildings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rennartxen.